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2008 Archive
Happy 2008
Dearest Babies, I’d like to take this time of renovations,
reservations, reconciliations, reciprocations, recitations,
recapitulations, reconsiderations, recreations, registrations,
relocations, rejuvenations, regulations, resonations,
remunerations, revolutions and resolutions to wish all our
beloved visitors of the Temple a resplendent, restive and
rejoicefull (- ?!) New Year!
MG - January, 2008 |
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Hey Bubis,
Many additions on the Temple front. New Year, new reviews:
Some reviews from the end of '07:
We’ve added to
Filmstarrr,
so dig our interviews with Keira Knightley, James McAvoy,
Daniel
Day-Lewis and Paul Thomas Anderson.
Expect more from the backlog of movie star face-to-face coming
soon!
MG - 1.23.08 |
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Happy
February, babies! There’s fun, fun, fun everywhere.
First
off, we’ve finally transcribed the notes from our wonderful chat
with Francis Ford Coppola. That man could sit and read the phone
book and you’d swear you were sitting in a Master Class on
Filmmaking. What a trip to hear him talk about “friends his
age who still make films” in passing and realise he means
Messrs. Spielberg, Scorsese and Lucas, amongst other cinema
luminaries. He came to discuss his film Youth Without Youth
along with the excellent Tim Roth and the fabulous Alexandra
Maria Lara. Click on the poster and be enlightened.
We’ve
finally added a review of your ever-luvvin' elephant-head’s
current favourite show on television, Pucca. Click on the logo
to read, watch and get happily hooked on the Kung-Fu cuteness!
Last
but not least, another film I am counting the minutes for, Iron
Man. We were thrilled to receive a new screengrab from the Iron
Man teaser that’s going to play during the Super Bowl on Sunday
and it’s fab! Click to embiggen the photos and check out Mr.
Stark’s funky new platforms …
Here's some more luv from
Stark Industries...
More goodies
arriving shortly, dolls. Enjoy.
MG - 2.1.08 |
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Hey Babies, as
promised, much more goodies today.
First I want to tell you about the amazing visit we had from the
illustrious, down to earth and not particularly tough on the
eyes supastar, Colin Farrell, who chatted about his fabulous new
film, "In Bruges" (- our review will be up, posthaste).
Colin's lovely costar, Clémence Poésy, better known to US
audiences as Fleur Delacour, from the fourth film in the Harry
Potter canon, Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire accompanied him
and I got to ask the two a few questions on behalf of us
Potterheads;
~
MG:
Since
your costars, Clémence, Brendan
Gleeson and Ralph Fiennes
are all in the Harry Potter series; do you think you would be
interested in doing a Harry Potter film?
Colin Farrell: Harry
Potter? I would love to do that. I'd love to do
that. I'd love to do that. I f*****' never get the calls
for that, the good stuff like that. I woulda loved to have done
Happy Feet, as well, but anyway...
MG:
You've got three stars of the films
that could hook you up with the casting agent.
Colin Farrell: I'll get on
it, man.
MG:
Clémence, Fleur is very present in each of the last two books,
have you been approached about returning for film 6 or 7?
Clémence
Poésy: I'm definitely not doing the sixth, cos they're
shooting now. And I think they {the filmmakers} kind of have to
make choices because the books are getting bigger and the film
can't last for five hours. And I don't know what's going to
happen with the 7th, so ...
Colin
Farrell: Get Terry Malick to direct it!
Clémence
Poésy: (laughs) That would be cool. Would you give
him a ring?
(both laugh)
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Kids, I'm calling it now, Colin Farrell as
Fenrir Greyback! - Or at
least
Regulus Black, but Colin
as a werewolf? Oh, yeah...
Warner Brothers, are you listening?
The rest of the interview should be up in
FilmStarrr
by the weekend.
In
other news, here's more Iron Man goodies for those who opted to
watch the insanely addictive Puppy Bowl instead of the thing
with all the fellows running about in 1980's shoulder fashion.
Trailers, darlings, the fabulous
ones that played yesterday. Click to take your pick:
QuickTime
Windows
Ipod
PSP
Luv it!
MG - 2.4.08 |
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Turn and face the
strange…Ch-Ch-Changes…
Well, babies, what a lot has happened since your Beloved
Elephant-Head spoke to you last. Contrary to rumours around the
Temple, I was not unconscious under a banyan tree all this time
after overindulging in a particularly delicious crop of betel
nuts. There’s been much work in this hive. Let’s get to some
announcements:
~ Kiddies, your Ever-Luvvin’ Pachyderm has just had the
great good fortune to be included on the respected film review
site, Rotten Tomatoes. We are thrilled to be amongst such
stellar company.
However, to lay eyes upon such a Deity as Myself could
ostensibly blind the uninitiated, so I’ve decided to take on a
slightly more human name and somewhat less human form.
Temple-Dwellers, you may find Our reviews under the pseudonym of
one Diva Velez (- which actually means, "Hey, That God Has
Got A Big Elephant Head" in the original ancient Tookie Tookie
language).
Here’s the direct link to Our page:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/author/author-12945/
~ MySpace,
YourSpace, we all have a MySpace. And so we do:
http://www.myspace.com/mighty_ganesha
Come on over and be friendly, just make sure you take your shoes
off before you step on the rugs.
~ More work: new reviews and interviews since last time:
Movie Reviews:
And by our
Darlin’ Dollie Banner:
Filmstarrr Interviews:
Ill-Literate Book review:
See? A virtual whirlwind of activity – no betel nut hangover
here! And there’s more to come shortly, but that’s what cooking
for the moment. Enjoy, Dahlinks!
MG - 2.29.08 |
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Happy Springtime, Bubis! The sakura and magnolias should be
blossoming any minute now and we're thrilled! It’s been too long
a while since I’ve done one of these, no April Foolin', but
there’s been so much fun round the Temple, I have to keep you
posted.
Exciting Stuff:
We’ve had two of the most fabulous interviews,
recently.
First, we had the great blessing to be included in the New York
City press conference held by The Rolling Stones and director
Martin Scorsese for their new IMAX concert film, Shine a Light.
Rock and Roll Circus, indeed! It was madness, folks, being
peanut-hurling distance from Sir Michael Philip Jagger and
Johnny Depp’s spiritual (- and silver-screen) pappy,
Keef
Richards, though I daresay
Charlie
Watts has always been my Darling. Ron Wood
played up for our exclusive photos, and getting to hear the
bullet-time patter of Martin Scorsese in person is surreal. Good
time, that.
Today, we were equally blessed with an exclusive interview with
the creator of some of my favourite dreamstart material,
director Wong Kar-Wai. The creator of such mesmerising fare as
In the Mood for Love, 2046, Happy Together and one of our most favouritest films in the Omniverse, the delightful
Chungking
Express, sat down with yours truly for a chat about Otis
Redding, Edison Chen, Hong Kong diners, the anniversary of the
late, great Leslie Cheung, American radio, Chinese censorship,
and of course, the Temple’s Great Unrequited Luv, Mr. Tony Leung
Chiu-Wai. And, yes, we do get round to examining his latest
gorgeous work, My Blueberry Nights, as well.
For
a man who so effusively (- and effectively) saturates
colour throughout his films, director Wong was head to toe
monochromes in a fabulous tailored suit for our meeting, right
up to the white gold at the top of his ever-present shades. He
spoke in calm, measured soft voice and weighed his words
carefully. I had expected a deep-thinking fella, but he had a
great sense of humour and was instantly amused by a certain
interviewer’s choice of hair tint, delightedly exclaiming, “It’s
blueberry!” before sitting down to talk. By the same token,
despite the presence of the sunglasses, we could see a mist pass
over his eyes as he graciously shared his memories of the great
Hong Kong actor, Leslie Cheung, one of Wong’s biggest stars, who
passed away by his own hand 5 years ago today. It was deep,
y’all.
I think I’m going to start a new campaign round the Shrine to
nominate the coolest person on the planet each month, and
despite some serious competition on the very first day,
Wong Kar-Wai has already taken April.
Click on the posters to head over to the interviews.
Recent
Movie Reviews:
Horton Hears a Who
Flash Point
Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise
Boarding Gate
Drillbit Taylor
Stop-Loss - featuring
our interview with director Kimberly Peirce also a great chat!
Click here
for that.
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Sheesh, it has been a long time. All-righty then, babies, plenty
of stuff to see and more on the way. Enjoy!
MG - 4.1.08 |
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Hey Kids, We
intend to be thoroughly exhausted this weekend. The New York
Comic Con is in town and I’ll be around for most of that.
Already we’ve had too much fun watching the legendary Stan “The
Man” Lee receive his New York Comic Legend award, then listening
in on an exclusive press announcement about his newest project;
a collaboration with Hiroyuki Takei, creator of Shaman King.
They have created a comic - or is it a manga? I’m calling it a comanga. The title is Ultimo and the precious few graphics we’ve
seen are beautiful. Those lucky folks in Japan have already got
a hold of the monthly comanga. We in the States will be seeing
it shortly.
And surprise
of surprises, I was lucky enough to have a little face/trunk
time with the creator of The X-Files, the suave and dapper Chris
Carter, and the equally smooth writer of the upcoming X-Files
feature film (- which opens July 25) Frank Spotnitz. They
very graciously told me extremely little about the new movie,
but were very charming while keeping mum. That interview will
showing be up in FilmStarrr soon. We were also shown the
thrilling new trailer for the film and all I can say is, "I want
to believe."
But in the
meantime, babies, enjoy this first batch of photos. More to come
after tomorrow’s fun.
MG - 4.18.08 |
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Wooo! So much to
say! Babies, I’m so sorry I’m late to tell you about the 2nd
day of the New York Comic Con, but I think I’ve only
now recovered. Day 2 was mostly spent in the main screening room
as various movie studios showcased their wares before a
entertainment famished audience: Here’s a small run down of the
upcoming tricks and treats.
The Good:
Disney
started the morning just right with a 10-minute collection of
clips from Wall-E. Having not raved over Cars or
Rataouille, I am frothing at the tusk over this one. It really
looks like Pixar has recaptured the pure charm of their earlier
works, a la Luxo, Jr. or Tin Toy. They followed up with a
trailer and panel for the new Chronicles of Narnia film,
Prince Caspian, which looks much more battle-heavy and
intense than its predecessor. The main heartthrobs from the
film, Prince Caspian himself, Ben Barnes, and William
Moseley (Peter Pevensie), were there, as well as another
heartthrob, the brilliant Peter Dinklage and producer
Mark Johnson. One highlight of the panel was Will Moseley’s
Errol Flynn-like leap off the stage to oblige a lovestruck fan
with a hug.
I also got to
interview them all afterward, so that will be coming soon!
Universal
made a very nice showing with their clips of Wanted,
which looks like over-the-top fun and got a great reaction from
the crowd. Director Timur Bekmambetov discussed working
with Angelina Jolie and James MmmmmcAvoy.
Next, Guillermo
Del Toro brought out his pals, Ron Perlman, Doug
Jones, Luke Goss, Mike Mignola and the
terribly lovely Selma Blair (- along with a security
force of bizarre, phantasmagoric life-sized monsters) to
chat about Hellboy 2: The Golden Army. Knowing his
audience well (- hence the security force), the adorable
Del Toro also handed out NYCC-exclusive Drew Struzan-illustrated
posters to the crowd that was already squeeing over the sight of
Selma Blair in a minidress.
The Meh:
Universal
also provided a short panel on the new Hulk film. It
certainly looks better than the Ang Lee original - much more
action and not a Hulked-out poodle in sight. But I have to admit
all the chatter about Edward Norton’s issues with the film has
me worried. The silence of director Louis Leterrier who
had been so talkative until he was asked about Norton wasn’t
lost on the crowd, either. However, it’s got Tim Roth,
who was also on the panel and, unlike during my previous
interview with him for Youth Without Youth, seemed completely
jazzed about the film, so that’s gotta mean something. They
showed us some unfinished action clips, one of which brought a
collective gasp from the punters. Another clip showed us a
cross-pollinating cameo appearance by a comic-book colleague of
the Hulk’s, starting his own franchise. Also, it was amusing to
see autograph mogul Lou Ferrigno take over the panel and
turn it into a voice-over audition for Leterrier and listen to
him ponder about what he “started.” Bless. I can now put those
rumours that it was actually Jack Kirby who “started” the Hulk
to rest.
Lionsgate’s
panel for 2009’s (!) The Spirit was interesting. I
was excited to hear Frank Miller speak on this project
that means so much to him. However, the proceedings took a turn
toward the predictably absurd when all the questions from the
audience were propositions for star Eva Mendez,
who looked lovely in a strapless spring dress. Nonplussed
moderator Kurt Loder attempted to drop the boom on the eager
Romeos and actually entertain some questions, but those men knew
this was their one chance in La Mendez’s presence – they were
going for broke! The teaser itself was way too brief and too
much like Sin City for me to bear any real judgment.
The Awful:
Lucasfilm
took an opportunity to connect with its rabid fanbase and turned
it into a mind-numbingly boring hour-long shilling session. Hey,
buy the latest Young Indiana Jones DVD set; buy the new Lego
Indiana Jones video game (- which actually did look cute),
here’s many clips of previous Star Wars conventions, don’t miss
your chance to attend the upcoming one in Tokyo! Like a
Lucasfilm infomercial. We were shown terribly uninteresting
clips of the animated Clone Wars feature, which frankly looks
terrible. Why didn’t they just give the project back to Genndy
Tartakovsky, who made the last truly good Star Wars anything
with his Cartoon Network version of the same events? We were
supposed to ooh and ahh at the same Indy trailer we’ve all seen
for a month, now – only it was on the bigger screen, so that
supposedly made it special. Here size really didn’t matter, I’m
still not impressed. Thank goodness the Robot Chicken team was
brought out and Seth Green added his brilliance and
humour to what was the worst panel of the day.
The Sublime:
After being
serenaded with the Speed Racer theme song by the young boy
playing Spritle, we watched a throwaway showing of the latest
trailer (- Studio folk, if you‘re coming to a comic
convention, bring your A-game. If it’s out there, the fans will
have seen it a million times!) Then a rep from DC Comics
blessed the afternoon with his introduction to the long trailer
(not to be shown for another two weeks) of The Dark
Knight.
This is the first
trailer where you really get a sense of all the characters.
Clearly, the action in the sequel will focus much more on the
supporting players now that we’ve had our origin story. And to
that, I had stone-cold chills up my arms at Heath Ledger’s
Joker. The trailer spotlights him for the first time and the
effect is heart-stopping. Right from the get-go, it’s obvious
this isn’t Caesar Romero’s clown prince. Ledger, in smeared
clown paint strikes a note of deep psychosis with just the tilt
of his head or the altering of his voice and it’s one of the
scariest things I’ve ever seen on screen – and it was only a
three minute trailer! Ledger’s Joker is pure malice and
disturbance and he doesn’t wave his arms around and make monkey
noises like Jack Nicholson to scare us. One could practically
hear the entire convention audience hold its breath. Chilling to
the bone and absolutely haunting. The rest of the trailer gives
us glimpses of what looks like an amazing work; lots of
Christian Bale / Aaron Eckhart interaction and racing
Batmobile sequences. I think I took Buddha’s name in vain about
80 times after the preview was over once I picked my jaw up of
the floor.
Also:
While I was interviewing the denizens of Narnia I missed the
huge Battlestar Galactica panel, but I did manage to take
a few photos.
Tomorrow,
I’ll try and post some impressions of my Tribeca Film
Festival adventures. In the meantime, I’ve posted my
interview with the gorgeous action Goddess the fabulous, sexy
and funny Maggie Q who stopped by to chat about
her new action epic, The Three Kingdoms: Resurrection of the
Dragon.
Click here to visit Maggie Q!
Enjoy!
MG - 4.28.08 |
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Hey babies, a
little bit of back to basics for us after a couple of weeks of
swanning about the fun and games of the New York Comic Con, the
Tribeca Film Festival and the Brooklyn Botanic Garden's
beautiful Sakura Matsuri
(– that's Cherry Blossom Festival to you, Gai-jin)
featuring and unique and brilliant JPop, group,
ZAN. We do have our
exclusive Tribeca interview up with Daniel Lee, director
of Maggie Q & Andy Lau’s latest martial arts epic, The Three
Kingdoms. There are other interviews coming from there as
well, but we have also managed to do a few reviews finally. So…
Click on the
titles to read:
Our
Exclusive Interview with Three Kingdom’s Director,
Daniel Lee.
A
long overdue addition to
Ill-Literate: Author
Charlaine Harris’ latest,
From Dead to Worse.
Jane's Remembrances of
Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Dollie finds
Then She Found
Me
Our listen to
Noise
We Fall for
The Fall
Amazing armour! That’s
Iron Man. A blazing
power! That’s
Iron Man!
Here's some
highlights of our Hanami at the Brooklyn Botanical Garden's
Sakura Matsuri.
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That’s all for now, kids. More soon.
MG - 5.9.08 |
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- Urgent Bulletin!
Death Note Live Action Movie Screenings
May 20th & May 21st
Heads up, babies! For two nights across America, Viz Pictures &
National Cinemedia is hosting screenings of the first Death Note
Live Action movie.
Light Yagami, a brilliant student receives the power of gods
when mysterious black book called the Death Note falls into his
hands. The book allows him to anonymously kill any person whose
name he enters into it and soon that power goes right to Light’s
pretty little head. The police cannot stop Light, now operating
under the name, “Kira.” and it seems the only one who can is an
eccentric, reclusive sweets-addicted genius called “L.” Both
young and exceedingly intelligent, the two rivals play a deadly
game of cat and mouse as each tries to discover the identity of
the other before more people die.
Children, RUN to see this! The live action version of the
insanely popular anime -
which we raved about here - is
exciting, funny and absolutely thrilling. The two leads, Tatsuya
Fujiwara (Battle Royale – Yay!), as the bored, arrogant Light,
and Kenichi Matsuyama (Linda Linda Linda - more Yay!) as the
shaggy haired, determined boy-genius, L, are both canny and
clever and play off each other very well. Matsuyama is often
hilarious, and Fujiwara is cool as ice as the schoolboy
murderer; they couldn’t have been more perfectly cast. Director
Shusuke Kaneko (Gamera: Guardian of the Universe and the best
Godzilla film ever made, Godzilla: GMK!) does a wonderful job of
capturing the excitement of the drama while giving us a
wonderfully realistic rendering of Ryuk, the Shinigami (Death
God) whose bright idea it was to toss the Death Note in Light’s
path in the first place. Good stuff, folks.
Click
on the Death Note for more info on what promises to be the most
fun.
Seriously, go
now!
Death Note Piccys (Courtesy of Viz
Pictures)
MG - 5.19.08 |
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- (Not as) Urgent Bulletin
Charlaine Harris Interview / Bleach Movie Screenings / Tite Kubo
in San Diego
Hey kids, more news on the home front and from eastern shores.
I’m so excited for our first foray into literary tête-à-tête. In
other words, we just had our first author interview! I’m even
more thrilled that the person who graced us with that honour was
the wonderful and fabulous Ms. Charlaine Harris, creator
of the Sookie Stackhouse and the Southern Vampires Mysteries
series. She couldn’t have been gracious, funny or delightful as
we discussed Sookie’s latest adventure, From Dead to Worse,
which just charted in at #6 on the New York Times Bestseller
list in its first week on sale. She also talked about Sookie’s
Hollywood debut as the new HBO series, True Blood, adapted from
the books and produced by Alan Ball (American Beauty &
Six Feet Under) and starring Anna Paquin as Sookie, makes
its way onto television screens September 7th.
Click on the
piccy to go to the interview.
More
Viz screenings! This time I don’t want you guys to miss out on
the fun of catching another two night movie event as the first
feature film from our insanely beloved anime series Bleach,
unspools across America. Memories of Nobody follows
Ichigo Kurosaki, a not-so-average Japanese schoolboy and
part time Shinigami (Soul Reaper) as he discovers a mysterious
girl called Senna, a Shinigami who may be the key to the
destruction of the World of the Living and the Soul Society. Can
Ichigo, Rukia, Renji and their crew save the Shinigami and save
the world. Find out June 11th & 12th,
folks
Here’s the
tickets link:
www.FathomEvents.com
Lastly,
on the Bleach tip, here might be the last bit of new I post for
a while. The San Diego Comic Con is coming, boys and girls. The
biggest comic show in America and I had no intention of going
until I just heard that the creator of Bleach, Tite Kubo
is going to be appearing. It’s his first North American
appearance and he’ll be introducing a screening of Memories of
Nobody and partaking in other events throughout the weekend of
July 24th -27th. There’s a “Bleach Day”
happening on Saturday, July 26th and for those
dressed in their best Bleach attire at the con, you may have a
chance to win prizes. Oh, the beauty. So I’m off to start
hitchhiking now, I should get to San Diego by July 27th…
Bleach Piccys (Courtesy of Viz
Pictures)
MG - 5.22.08 |
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- Disney Edition
Hey kids, some Disney movie news for ya.
Why do I have a feeling that this little independent film will
make a few shekels? Zac Efron, Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa (please
keep your kit on) Hudgens - Here’s your High School Musical
3 poster.
Also here’s some other Disney fun that I’m really looking
forward to. The good folks at the Mouse House have given us
links to some Wall-E shorts: I think I’m going to expire from
the cuteness. I can’t wait for this movie Go Pixar!
All in Quicktime cos that's how we roll:
WALL•E “Meets A Magnet” Vignette
WALL•E “Meets A Hula Hoop” Vignette
Enjoy!
MG - 5.23.08 |
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Hey, Dearest
Acolytes, so much going on round the Shrine. Crazy little bits
of joy going on all over the place. Let’s hit it, babies:
Announcement
about the Bleach: Memories of Nobody New York screening:
Bleach Character Designer
Masashi Kudo and Producer Ken Hagino will be
making a rare US appearance and speaking before the June 11th
screening. Sweetness.
We managed to take some time from our Devotions for some people
watching down at the Kinokuniya Bookstore just in time
for their first annual Lolita & Maid Fashion Day. Seeing
all the lovely girls (- and boys!) dressed in their
Victorian ruffley finest was a treat. Look!
At long last,
Groove Me has been
updated on the Listen, Hear page. I’m so happy to share some of
our favourite hymns and boogie-down anthems. This time we’ve
included goodies from Go Home Productions, an Amy
Winehouse remix, the Bleach Anime’s peppy OreSkaBand,
Cat Stevens as a kitten, Mr. James Todd Smith (-
I hear the Ladies Love him), some Daft
Punk action, and the Japanese phenomena known as Gackt.
(- Watch this space for a lot more news about this JRock
wonder and some of his equally fab colleagues coming soon!)
There’s other happiness on our CG Victrola, too, so Dig It,
babies!
Click
here for Audial Fabulousity!
And last but never least; we have some New Reviews
at the Zoo! Click on the titles for our latest Rants n’
Raves.
Indiana Jones
and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sex and the
City
Mongol
Take Out
Kung Fu Panda
Enjoy!
MG - 6.9.08 |
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Look East, Young Elephant...
Well kiddies, what a lovely invasion we’ve been hosting from The
Land of the Rising Sun! Last weekend we had our eyes filled with
the Harajuku/Akihabara-influenced gorgeousness at First Annual
Lolita & Maid Day at Kinokuniya Books. This week we had a
wonderful double whammy from the Bleach movie screening (-
thanks to the fabulous folks of Viz Media) and the
screamingly-anticipated Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the
Patriots.
First,
we stopped in at the special premiere screening of the debut
feature film from our current favourite anime, Bleach:
Memories of Nobody. The screening was attended by Bleach
Producer, Ken Hagino and Bleach’s Character Designer,
Masashi Kudo. There was also a special appearance from our
favourite Gigai container, the fabulous Kon on hand to
get much deserved fan luv. Each member of the audience was given
a special Gotei 13 armband and all were challenged to shout
their best “Bankai!!!” along with the creators for a
filmed segment for TV Tokyo. There was a special video message
to the audience from Bleach daddy Tite Kubo himself (-
who treated us all to a mesmerising How to Draw Ichigo lesson).
Kubo-sensei confirmed his attendance at the San Diego
Comic Con. Producer Hagino-san gifted us with the
exclusive announcement that the third Bleach movie would soon
start production.
Much fun! See?
Today, we dropped in to the UniQlo shop in SoHo for a little
trunk time with the creator of the legendary video game Metal
Gear Solid.
Hideo
Kojima conducted an autograph signing for some 300-plus
lucky fans to celebrate the arrival of the latest chapter in the
MGS saga, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots.
Allegedly the final go-round for one Mr. Solid Snake, Metal Gear
mania manifested itself on our shores over two consecutive
signings with Kojima-sensei and the lovely Yumi Kikuchi,
the real life avatar of the game’s Raging Raven; the first
taking place hours before at a midnight Virgin Megastore event.
We saw many shrieking boys, one Solid Snake in our crowd, one
Playstation 3 signed, a few Metal Gear NES cartridges, and a few
dog tags and Ipods. The very gracious, genuinely humble
Kojima-sensei shook hands and warmly greeted all comers
despite obvious exhaustion.
Look!
(- Special
Blessings to Taeko from NewYork-Tokyo.com for making our meeting
possible)
I don’t know what’s with all the good things from the Land O’
Mifune, but I’ll take it. More stuff coming, soon, kids.
Enjoy!
MG - 6.12.08 |
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Hey Babies,
Just a quick word to inform y'all that the fair metropolis of
New York City has been set upon by that sensational celebration
of films from the other side of the globe, the New York Asian
Film Festival. NYAFF v.7 has begun and much
eastern-flavoured merriment and
excitement ensues. Running from June 20th through July 6th,
this year’s selection is a mixture of the
fabulous, provocative and bizarre. According to the festival’s
adorable creator, Grady Hendrix, all the kids seem to be piling
in for the US premiere of “L: Change the World”, the
sequel to the madly successful previous two Death Note live
action films, starring Kenichi Matsuyama, as the eponymous
eccentric forensics genius.
The premiere started off with a
bang as your ever-luvvin’ Elephant-head made the acquaintance of
a lovely Korean libation called Jinro soju. This gorgeous vodka-esque
spirit was mixed into many apple martinis, cosmopolitans and
other cocktails. The Jinro soju, along with copious amounts of
free Kirin beer, made for a very friendly gathering at the NYAFF
opening night party. We were very happy to run into the director
of Jô
Odagiri’s
latest, “Then Summer Came,” the renowned playwright,
Ryo Iwamatsu, who kindly posed for us. See?
Besides the latest Death Note
film, there are new contributions from Takeshi Miike
(- featuring Quentin Tarantino {?!}), two pictures
by Johnnie To, “Accuracy of Death,” starring
Temple favourite Takeshi Kaneshiro as a Shinigami
intrigued with the humans he’s sent to dispatch. Lots of great
stuff, boys & girls, catch the festival while you can!
Click
on the adorable “L” poster to take you to movie info,
showtimes and tickets.
More stuff on the way, dolls, stay
tuned.
Enjoy!
MG - 6.21.08 |
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I’ve been a bad, bad elephant. I haven’t kept up with reporting
all the great things going on as I should be. The punctuality
gods are going to take away my honey-roasteds any minute. I pine
for your forgiveness acolytes and your understanding that
sometime four hands just aren’t enough.
Gerron wi’ et, you! Here’s some stuff.
Still in the throes of the Mystic East we had the priceless
pleasure of meeting a true legend of Japanese cinema. Thanks to
the lovely Jenny Jediny & the good folks at the Film
Forum we were graced to be in the presence of legendary star of
such films like Yojimbo, Ran and Kill!,
Tatsuya Nakadai as the FF began a retrospective of
Nakadai’s best films running now through July 17th.
It was a fascinating chat with 75 year-old Nakadai who
openly discussed about that film and his work with such great
directors as Akira Kurosawa and Masaki Kobayashi.
He was funny and candid when answering a question I asked him
about today’s Japanese actors and his thoughts on why they just
don’t make ‘em like they used to.
I also attended a chat with one of the true innovators of modern
Japanese cinema. Satoshi Kon joked following a screening
of his anime masterpiece, Paprika
(which
we reviewed here), how surprised he was at having a
retrospective after only having made four feature films. He
thought he should quit now while he was ahead. The Film
Society of Lincoln Center retrospective of the works of
Satoshi Kon ran over the weekend and featured the entire
Paranoia Agent series shown over two days. Kon is
currently working on a new project that appears to star two
characters featured in the background of Paprika. We
couldn’t find out more, sadly, but we did shoot everything in
the wonderful gallery of Kon’s painting and original film
art (Special Thanks to Gabriele Caroti). It’s worth making the trip up to the Walter Reade
just to see his brilliant artwork.
I promise to
get highlights of both chats up soon.
Our darling Peter Tatara of the New York Anime
Festival
is
trying to kill us. His announcement heralding the arrival of the
creator of one of the Temple’s Anime paradigms, Vampire
Hunter D, had our little lump of charcoal heart pause for a
good three seconds. This September,
Yoshitaka Amano is coming
to the New York Anime Festival!
Oh boy, I think I need a defibrillator. Click on D to find out
more.
And hey, we’ve even got some new movie reviews to peruse! So
click it 'n dig it, babies.
Enjoy!
MG - 6.30.08 |
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Hey
Babies, such a bad pachyderm am I. It’s been aaages, but never
fear, chitlins, your ever-luvvin’ Elephant-Head’s been on the
case to report all the fun going on around the Temple.
Our
Beloved Apple has been besieged with Asian Film Festivals. Three
different festivals in three weeks. We reported about the Subway
Cinema New York Asian Film Festival, then there was Japan Cuts,
and the latest Asiafest was the
New York Asian American
International Film Festival 2008
*phew*. Held at the gorgeous
Asia Society,
lovers of cinema from the East were treated to 9 days and nights
of new and cutting edge films, panels and Q&A’s with filmmakers,
and Egads do those folks know how to throw an afterparty!
Look below for some pictures of some of the luminaries in
attendance. Special blessings to the fabulous
Clara Yun
and Chris
of Asian
CineVision
for keeping this pachyderm upright!
We made
another sojourn off the island, this time in the quest for art.
We made sure we ran to the
Murakami
exhibit at the fabulous Brooklyn Museum before it fled
our shores. The artist takes a lot of guff for allegedly neither
painting nor constructing his pieces himself, but I simply see
Murakami
as the
natural successor to
Andy Warhol,
who made his fortunes elevating the inane and everyday into
works of (highly commercial) art. The joy of all that
mass-produced perverse, anime-esque goodness went straight to
our hearts.
WARNING!
The pics at the museum features material that may be considered
adult, so please skip over if you are disturbed by plastic
nekkidity.
YAY
for
Temple Visitors!
We have our
chats with
the fabulous cast and director of
The Wackness
and a tête-à-tête with
director and
Beastie Boy, Adam Yauch
about his latest opus, Gunnin' For That #1 Spot. Click
their respective posters to share the luv.
And
finally, yes, we do actually have some
movie reviews,
including our ever-luvvin’ Dollie Banner’s review of The
Animation Show 2008!
Enjoy!
MG - 7.28.08 |
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Hey,
Boys and Girls, I know, I know, I’ve been an awful and
neglectful Deity; the end of summer slows me down to an
elephant’s pace, but I come with many a glad tiding. In the
words of the miraculously fabulous George Michael, after he
graced the stage at Madison Square Garden this past July after
17 flipping years away…“you’ll be so forgiving.”
Onward,
Acolytes!
Festivus for the Rest of Us! - Or,
at least for people who really like Asian film.
Our
fabulous Viz Goddesses have got a taste for throwing a fabulous
shindig and are once again hosting an exclusive two-night
screening of the sequel to the brilliant and MG- adored Death
Note live action film. The screenings are slated to take
place on October 15th
& 16th
at 7:30PM.
The
sequel, ingeniously entitled Death Note 2: The Last Name
features both Tatsuya Fujiwara as Light Yagami and
Kenichi Matsuyama as “L”.
Feast your eyes as the two yaoi-licious adversaries square
off to control the power of life and death.
Click
on the poster to for screening info.
I’ve
told you guys that over the summer we’ve had a bevy of wonderful
Asian film festivals pass through our city. Well, apparently the
fun’s not over yet, coming soon is the New York-Tokyo Grand Prix
Film Festival. It has nothing to do with racing, but a lot to do
with new Japanese film. What makes this festival stand out is
that visitors to the New York-Tokyo website have actually
programmed the festival. Craziness! Can't wait to see what was
chosen.
So many
faces… so many places…
Kids,
I’ve been so fortunate to have had a plethora of Temple guests.
Fresh
off the Pineapple Express, we chatted with James Franco, Seth
Rogen, Rosie Perez & Danny McBride. Just one click on the photo
of smilin' Seth and James will let you onboard.
Those
gorgeous gals from The House Bunny, Anna Faris, Rumer Willis,
Katherine McPhee & Emma Stone dropped by. Tickle the
piccy for that action.
Severus
Snape himself, or at least his fabulous alter-ego Alan Rickman
scared the peanuts out of us with a single side-eye glance and a perfectly
enunciated phrase. Click on the pic ... if you dare.
We
met Dennis Freakin’ Hopper! See?
We also
had a lovely exclusive tête-à-tête with the star & director of
hilarious upcoming comedy, Ping Pong Playa, Jimmy Tsai &
Jessica
Yu.
We were
also graced with a visit from Yuji Nunokawa, the venerable
founder of Japan’s amazing Studio Pierrot, home of MG’s favourite
bikini-clad Oni, Lum from Urusei Yatsura, as well as a couple of lesser well
known anime called Naruto and Bleach.
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Special blessings to our
friends at Samurai Beat Radio for their help with
Nunokawa-san's visit.
We’ve
even had a minute to add a movie review or two. Y'all know what to
click.
Babies,
there’s so much good stuff coming, I don’t know how I’m going to
fit it all on the web. Stay tuned for more fun in the Temple and
don’t forget to leave your luv on
MySpace.
http://www.myspace.com/mighty_ganesha
Enjoy!
MG - 9.1.08 |
Site Messenger -
10.27 08
So much to cover, where should
I begin? I know,
Presents!
To celebrate our renaming, I’m running
our first-ever fun
contests with peachy little gifties.
Click here
for info on how to
win
the massive
Eragon/Eldest
Omnibus by Christopher Paolini, the fabulous DVD box set
I Got the Feelin’: James Brown in the
60’s,
or a DVD of Wong Kar-Wai’s latest opus,
My Blueberry Nights.
It hasn’t been all sparks and glamour round here as we’ve
made our changes, kids. We’ve actually done a little bit of
work and we’re happy to finally give you some fantastic
exclusive
interviews with some pop icons.
Andy Taylor
Pull up a place at the pub as
the guitarist and founding member of Duran Duran spills his
beer and even more about his juicy autobiography.
Yoshitaka Amano & Hideyuki Kikuchi
Nothing is lost in translation
as we chat with legendary artist Yoshitaka Amano and
Hideyuki Kikuchi, the author/creator of one of Japan’s most
famous manga/anime characters, Vampire Hunter D.
Sugizo
LMD
face to face with the legendary JRock guitarist/violinist
virtuoso called “Walking Porn.” Alert the Japanese Embassy.
Polysics
Speaking moon language with
the most fun band on the planet.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Oct. 27th, 2008
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Hey babies, here’s more of what we’ve been up to lately.
We were so thrilled to attend the New York Film Festival
screening of
Wong Kar-Wai’s
Ashes of Time Redux.
We were especially privileged to be allowed a few
exclusive shots of director
Wong Kar-Wai,
cinematographer emeritus, Christopher Doyle and - wait
for it – the Greta Garbo of Hong Kong cinema, the
legendary actress
Brigitte Lin.
*Squeee!* One of the most successful actresses in Asian
cinema history, Madame Lin officially retired from the
movie business in 1994, made an extremely rare
appearance on behalf of the film that according to
Wong Kar-Wai,
she was so instrumental in bringing to the screen. She
shared her memories about the film and about her costar
the late, lamented
Leslie Cheung
and seemed genuinely touched and surprised at the
semi-riot her appearance made amongst the international
press. See?
Special blessings to the fabulous Sophie Gluck for her
wonderful arrangements.
Did you think we
would we have missed attending the most fun gathering of
the year? Heck, no!
The New York Anime Festival
was even bigger and more fun than last year’s with more
guests, more panels, more fans and more beautiful ones.
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L.M.D.
Nov. 1st, 2008
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Site
Update -
Hail
Macedonia!
Hey kids, if you're in the Big B.A. this weekend, make haste
to the
Macedonian Film Festival
and experience the latest in modern filmmaking created by
this Ancient Empire.
Come to listen to Q&A's by
Milcho Manchevski,
Director of Dust & Before the Rain
Teona Strugar Mitevska,
Director of I Am From Titov Veles
Ivo Trajkov,
Director of The Great Water
Robert Jazadziski,
Producer of The Great Water
Stole Popov,
Director of Happy New Year
Darko Mitrevski,
Director of Bal-Can-Can
Click on the banner above to go to the Macedonian Film
Festival site for film info and ticket purchase.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Nov. 18th, 2008
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Site Update - 11.22.08
Hey kids, taking a small pause from the good times with the
hard-partying folks behind the
Macedonian Film Festival to
let y’all know what’s up round the site.
We’ve put up our latest interview with the amazing
Danny Boyle,
director of such modern classics as
Trainspotting
and
28 Days Later,
as he discussed directing in the barrios of Mumbai for
Slumdog Millionaire.
He was kind enough to bring along the young star of the
film,
Dev Patel,
for his first US interview about his feature film debut.
We also have our chat with
Darren Lynn Bousman,
director of the provocative and singular
Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Darren talked about the joys of Rocky Horror and Jesus
Christ Superstar and what inspired him to put
Paris Hilton,
Sarah Brightman
and
Giles
from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
in the same film.
We’ve also got new
movie reviews, including the latest chapter in the
adventures of that British Secret Agent Man and a
small indie film about a little known series of books about
bloodsuckers that may eventually find a modest
audience.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Nov.
22nd, 2008
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Site Update - 12.18.08
Hey little babies, so much moving, you’d swear we had the
hippy-hippy-shakes.
Thrillsville first:
We met
Kate
Flipping
Winslet.
Seriously, the actress we consider the finest of her age sat
to chat about
The Reader
and
Revolutionary Road
and was every bit as fab as we reckoned she’d be.
Click
pretty Kate's photo to read the interview
(Added
goodness:
exclusive snaps of
Lena Olin,
the goddess who showed us all how to exit a vehicle in a
most ladylike fashion in
Romeo is Bleeding
and played
Irina Derevko
on the
Alias
TV series, the most badass mama who didn’t hail from Ancient
Greece. Also,
The Reader
director
Stephen Daldry,
screenwriter
David Hare
and lovely newcomer
David Kross,
who holds more than his own in the film opposite the Mighty
Kate.)
*sigh*
Ah,
Benicio…
Puerto Rico’s
own, playing one of the best known revolutionaries of all
time in the epic,
Che.
Del
Toro,
director
Stephen Soderbergh
and costar
Demián Bichir
sat down to talk it over.
Click the exclusive piccy
to read all.
Cedric!
The!
Entertainer!
Anyone who’s been with us since the early days knows of my
adoration for Ceddy Bear. So joyous was I to come face to
face with CtE, Oscar-Winner
Adrien Brody,
Jeffrey Wright,
Mos Def,
Gabrielle Union,
Columbus Short,
director
Darnell Martin
and
Oz’s
Kareem Said
himself,
Eamonn Walker
as they confabulated about making
Cadillac Records.
Click on
Ced, Mos and Adrien to take a ride.
It’s been a while, but yes, we’ve actually got up some
movie reviews.
So, dig the new.
We’ve been smothered under a mountain of excellent filmage
(- mostly). As a first time voter with
New York Film Critics Online
I was on hand to help elect the guild’s best of 2008, and
they went a little something like this:
BEST PICTURE
Slumdog Millionaire
BEST DIRECTOR
Danny Boyle w/
Loveleen Tandan -
Slumdog Millionaire
BEST ACTOR
Sean Penn -
Milk
BEST ACTRESS
Sally Hawkins -
Happy-Go-Lucky
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Heath Ledger -
The Dark Knight
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Penelope Cruz - Vicki Cristina Barcelona
BEST
CINEMATOGRAPHY
Slumdog
Millionaire - Anthony Dod Mantle
BEST SCREENPLAY
Slumdog Millionaire - Simon Beaufoy
BEST FOREIGN PICTURE
4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days
BEST DOCUMENTARY
Man on Wire
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
Wall-E
BEST SCORE
Slumdog Millionaire - A.R. Rahman
BEST BREAKOUT PERFORMANCE
Sally Hawkins - Happy-Go-Lucky
BEST DEBUT AS DIRECTOR
Martin McDonagh - In Bruges
BEST ENSEMBLE PERFORMANCE
Milk
Some
winners matched my choices and some ... well; it is a
democratic society, after all. In the next couple days I’ll
be putting up my own
Best Of
(- and
Not Very Good At All)
list for the year. You’ve been warned.
Lastly, a very Happy B-Day to that Glorious former Elephant
Mum.
Later babies, but soon.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Dec.
18th, 2008
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Glorious Things -
2008 Edition
Movies:
Iron
Man –
Robert Downey, Jr.’s official welcome home as the caustic,
millionaire man of steel. Director Jon Favreau’s
eye-popping superhero thrill made us wish we’d sprung for
the big tub of popcorn for once.
The
Dark Knight
– Director Christopher Nolan’s brave choice to put his main
character on the sidelines and feature a dark, explosive war
between good -
Aaron Eckhart’s
Harvey Dent
- and evil -
Heath Ledger’s
Joker –
took us places no other comic book movie has dared.
The
Fall – A
mesmerising achievement in art production, costumes and
cinematography, starring matinee-idol-in-progress, Lee Pace,
and unforgettable mite, Catinca Untaru. Every single frame
deserves its own place in MoMA.
Slumdog
Millionaire
– Joy, pure, unadulterated joy.
Teeth
– Outrageous and original, there’s nothing more priceless
than a movie that makes all the males in the audience
simultaneously cross their legs.
Take-Out
– Outstanding vérité look at a day in the life of a
beleaguered Chinese take away delivery man.
The
Wrestler
– Moving, beautifully acted documentary-style tale of a New
Jersey golden boy of the squared circle gone to seed.
Let
the Right One In
- Ingmar Bergman meets Hammer horror. This is how you do a
proper teenage vampire movie, kids. Don’t let that Twilight
trash fool ya.
U23D
– Breathes new life into U2’s extensive classic catalog
while raising the bar on the future of concert films.
Fighter
– We were K.O.’d by this Tribeca Film Festival treat from
Scandinavia; the story of a Turkish teen who’s desperate to
get in touch with her inner Rocky.
Raw Emotion {Celluloid
Edition}:
Heath
Ledger in
The Dark Knight
– His ultimate psycho turn as the Joker chilled me in the
cinema and still haunts after repeated viewings. It’s a
damned shame.
Mickey Rourke
in
The Wrestler
– Welcome back, Prodigal.
Leonardo DiCaprio
&
Kate Winslet
in
Revolutionary Road
- Not since Liz & Dick’s turn in Who’s Afraid of Virginia
Woolf has watching the American Dream turn toxic been so
entertaining.
Catinca Untaru
in
The
Fall
- Those eyes,
that missing tooth, the adorable accent; Untaru brings
audiences back to the age when the world was a wondrous
place.
Chiwetel
Ejiofor
in Redbelt
- Captures the strength and dignity of a modern-day samurai
disillusioned by the corruption in others.
Josh
Brolin in
W &
Milk -
Brolin hit biopic gold with his stunningly even-handed
portrayal of the current Commander-in-Chief (-
20 days to go)
and gives unexpected heart to the most loathed man in San
Francisco, Dan White, the murderer of Harvey Milk.
Fun things:
Interviews:
Too many great ones, so I’ll mention the exclusives that
were a big deal for us in 2008. Like our face to face with
cinema visionary and Hong Kong Legend, director
Wong Kar-wai;
our first author interview with the wonderful
Charlaine Harris.
Japanese rock legend
Sugizo’s
words opened my eyes and warmed my … heart. It was a joy to
speak with
Vampire Hunter D
creator
Hideyuki
Kikuchi
and legendary artist (-
and designer of
Gatchaman!)
Yoshitaka
Amano. Duran
Duran
founder
Andy Taylor
and I need to get to the nearest pub and talk and talk.
Funny, honest and pulling no punches, Hawaii-born Hong Kong
star,
Maggie Q
was one of my most enjoyable chats ever. Japanese band
Polysics
is as much fun to speak with as they are on stage. Let us
not forget to send cheers to
Sir Ronnie Wood,
who
suavely raised a glass to this hard-working person sitting
in the front row at the
Rolling Stones/Martin
Scorsese
press conference. We also had once-in-a-lifetime meetings
with comic-book alpha & omega,
Stan “The Man” Lee,
the real Last Samurai,
Tatsuya Nakadai,
the original Easy Rider,
Dennis Hopper.
Events:
Eddie Izzard at the
Union Square Theatre
– Unofficial warm-up for the comic’s Stripped tour in an
intimate venue. Izzard’s theory on giraffe communication is
the most hilarious thing you will never be able repeat to
another human being.
Sakura Matsuri at
the Brooklyn Botanic Garden
- Break out the sake and yukata for our new springtime
tradition. You’ll not find a lovelier day out dedicated to
the cherry blossom and all arts Nippon without a passport.
Equus -
Feh, who cares about Daniel Radcliffe’s extremely energetic
nude scene? I came to see the heated sexiness that is
Richard Griffiths. Seriously, the show is gripping and
sharp and features brave work by both Radcliffe and his
equally unclothed costar, Anna Camp. Special luv to Lorenzo
Pisoni as Nugget, the horse we’d dearly luv to groom in a
stable some dark, stormy night.
Asian American
International Film Festival
- Packed with a great slate of movies, one of the best
screening rooms in the city, fun interviews and the best
parties.
New York Anime
Festival -
A hyper-colourful
singing, dancing (!) celebration of community and commerce,
where anime fans get an entire weekend to freely revel in
their Far East worship.
Music:
Jrock
is the new move, babies. Like Marco Polo, I have discovered
the jewels of the Far East and boy, has it been good.
Amongst the Japanese rock riches we’ve unearthed both
classic and new:
Gackt,
Polysics,
The Blue Hearts,
Stereo Pony,
TeddyLoid,
L’Arc en Ciel,
Miyavi,
Aqua Timez,
and our
little pink-haired patron saint, the late, great,
guitarslinger,
hide.
My chat with the
beautiful and regal
Versailles
Philharmonic Quintet,
before they put on a gut punch of a NYC debut concert was
lovely. There really is precious little sexier than five
gorgeous Jrock gods all sitting on a bed bowing to you from
the waist in unison. I mentioned having my head done in by
a talk with Jrock legend
Sugizo,
who was here playing as part of the most amazing and unique
concert of the year with the electronic fusion combo
Juno Reactor.
One of the most fun shows we attended was
Polysics
on Halloween night; the New Wave-loving quartet paid homage
to their masters, Devo, taking the stage in yellow radiation
suits and red flowerpot hats stripping down to their own
orange boiler suits that were drenched in sweat by the end
of their non-stop, frenetic show.
George Michael at
Madison Square Garden
- He knew we were waiting for him - but 16 bloody years?
Come on, Yog, step away from the pipe and take your rightful
place back on stage.
Slumdog Millionaire
Soundtrack
- Danny
Boyle
movies have always been known for their amazing soundtracks,
but Jai Ho by
A.R. Rahman
and O…Saya, featuring
M.I.A.
are as indelible to this film as Lust for Life was for
Trainspotting.
Things we luv {Abridged}:
Bleach
- The most intriguing, exciting anime going. Smart, funny
and addictive, the series has just aired its 200th
chapter in Japan and shows no sign of slowing down. Bleach’s
US distributor, Viz Media has just made arrangements to
release subtitled Naruto episodes the week after they air in
Japan: Let’s hope they strike the same agreement with
Bleach, so I can feed my Shinigami jones quicker.
Sofia
Blanc de Blanc
Sparkling
Wine –
Just in time for New Year’s Eve for the over-21’s; we had to
take a moment to send our luv to the fairest maiden in the
Coppola Kingdom. Smooth, light and delicate with a sneaky
kick, it’s the most imminently consumable sparkler I’ve ever
imbibed. The taste reminds me of the delicious lace cookies
from Little Italy I used to love as a child. Unlike many
champers I’ve known, Sofia leaves neither strange aftertaste
nor awful hangover. All yum!
Fail and Fail and
Fail – {Movie Edition}
Cloverfield
– These are the rules; you make Diva physically ill, Diva
gets to hate you for the rest of her life. This awful tripe
should have had a motion sickness warning at the door. It
didn’t help my squishy stomach that besides the
retch-inducing shakycam, the film featured the dumbest, most
irritating characters ever put on screen. As I said before
and it’s still true, I never cheered so hard for the monster
to win.
Noise
– A.K.A. The White Man’s Burden. This paean to the put-upon
Yuppie and all his sufferings living in cruel, heartless
Manhattan, driving him to lame vigilantism made me want to
go on a happy-slapping spree around the Lower East Side.
Sorry homes, I can’t feel ya; I was actually born here.
Tokyo!
– A three film anthology revolving around the title: Chapter
1, Interior Design, by Michel Gondry is slow, but quirky and
sweet. Shaking Tokyo, the 3rd
chapter by Bong Joon-ho is moving and lovely. It’s the
middle sequence by Leos Carax called Merde that’s an
interesting idea gone absolutely insane and not in a good
way. Self-indulgent, pointlessly ugly and just plain
horrible, this truth-in-titling gets an extra boo-face for
abusing the inimitable Godzilla theme by Akira Ifukube to
add to its madness.
Funny Games
– Pornographic, heavy-handed and manipulative, there is too
much hypocrisy in director Michael Haneke’s finger-wagging
snuff film to view as anything other than a sad misfire.
Twilight
– Laughable special effects and none-to-subtle abstinence
propaganda aside, this celebration of hair products and a
Greek God of a male lead can’t distract from the utter
decrepitude of this blatant cash grab ripoff of an entire
fandom.
Sukiyaki Western
Django –
How do you say, ‘What an ungodly mess,' in Engrish?
The Women
– When I first heard this threatened remake of one of my top
10 films of all time was finally happening all I could think
was, “Why?’ Having seen this pointless, whingey,
touchy-feely bore all I can say is ‘Who cares?’
There you have it,
dolls, a teeny tiny glance at our favourite things of 2008.
Thank you so much for reading along with us through the
year, Luvvies. It means the world. We shall strive to
present you with many more tidbits of joy and amusement in
2009.
Stay healthy, Stay
safe, and most of all ...
Stay fabulous,
babies.
~
Luv
from The Lady Miz Diva and everyone at The Diva Review.
L.M.D.
Dec. 31st, 2008
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