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2009 Archive
Site Update - 1.18.09
Hey Kids, news, news, news …
To celebrate our first update of 2009, we running our first
contest of the New Year and we’re thrilled. As you know, we
luvs us some Jackie Chan
like a crazy person. Add to that our absolute fanaticism
for the Malaysian Goddess Michelle
Yeoh, the Invisible Woman of the
Heroic Trio, the graceful
non-Japanese geisha, the most badass Bond Girl this side of
Grace Jones. Combine the legendary two together and you
have the makings of one crazy action film. Oh wait, that
would be Police Story 3
A.K.A. SUPERCOP. We’ve
been gifted with a copy of the fabulous 2-Disc Edition
including interviews with Jackie
and Michelle (- and
Ken Lo!) to give away to
one lucky winner who can answer the questions on our contest
page.
Click on the SUPERCOP
DVD cover to go to our contest page.
All thanks to Dragon Dynasty and Special Ops Media for the
prize.
Interviews!
Chandni
Chowk to China makes Hollywood history by being
the first Bollywood film to be released worldwide by a major
US movie studio. Stars Akshay Kumar,
Deepika Padukone, and
director Nikhil Advani
talked about working with Master Killer & Keeper of the 36th
Chamber of Shaolin, Gordon Liu,
pinching Ang Lee’s Lust, Caution drag and playing amidst
Zhang Yimou’s Golden Flowers. Click on the poster to dig the
visit.
We’ve
got chatter with Kevin James
about his first non-Adam Sandler/Will
Smith-imbued effort, Paul
Blart: Mall Cop. Tickle Kevin's mustache to take
you there.
We
also have birthed our first review of the year with
The Unborn.
We
somehow managed to recover from that traumatic experience
after reviewing the lovely Owl and
the Sparrow.
Later babies, but soon.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Jan.
18th, 2009
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Site Update - 1.28.09
Gong
Hei Fat Choi, babies! Happy Year of the Ox to y’all!
How apropos that we’re in the middle of our
Jackie Chan SUPERCOP
DVD Giveaway Contest. Make sure you get your
entries in before Feb 9th, kids.
And because it’s such a special season, I’m thrilled to
bring you couple of amazing exclusive interviews.
First,
we were thrilled to chat with the creator of Jack
Skellington, Zero and Miss Spider, the
brilliant
Henry Selick. Mr. Selick had plenty to say about
his latest masterpiece
Coraline, (- I’ll have so much to say about the
film itself soon). Dig in as Mr. Selick (-
accompanied by a stunning blue-haired guest) talks about
getting a sneak peek at Neil Gaiman’s manuscripts,
Ray Harryhausen and the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
Next,
we had the pure honour of speaking with one of the last true
living legends of Hollywood. Hang in for our bawdy,
hilarious, insightful chat with
Mr.
Ernest Borgnine as he discusses winning the Oscar,
Spencer Tracy, Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson,
Alan Ladd, Robert Downey, Jr. and how, at
age 92, palling around with Jane Russell will add
10 more years to any man’s life.
Finally, we’ve updated
Groove Me
for y’all. So boogie down with things you know and
some glorious new sounds. We’ve got the two Oscar nominated
songs from Slumdog Millionaire, the latest from
Gackt, new band alert for the adorable girl trio
Stereo Pony and classic blasts from The Clash,
Erasure, Pretenders & Blondie.
Dig it, swingers!
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Jan.
28th, 2009
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SUPERCOP - Contest Winner
Hey Babies, it is my deepest joy to announce
that the Fabulous Eric Neuner
of BK, NY, came closest to vanquishing our Jackie
Chan/Michelle Yeoh knowledge banks by getting four out of
five questions correct on our quiz. He’s won a Dragon
Dynasty 2-Disc Ultimate Edition of
SUPERCOP of his very own.
Here is the quiz reprinted with the correct
answers
1.)
Name the two other stars who were known as the Three Dragons
of Hong Kong martial arts films along with Jackie Chan.
These two trained and grew up in the same Peking Opera
school with Jackie.
The answers are Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao
2) Name
the film featured on this site starring Jaycee Chan,
Jackie’s son.
The answer is THE DRUMMER
3) Name
the two actresses who co-starred with Michelle Yeoh as
two-thirds of the HEROIC TRIO.
The answers are Maggie Cheung and Anita Mui.
4)
Give the title of a Jackie Chan film that starred each of
those two actresses from HEROIC TRIO. (i.e., one actress –
one title = two different Jackie Chan films)
The answers are Maggie Cheung starred with Jackie Chan in
PROJECT A - Pt. 2, POLICE STORY 1, 2, and 3 (a.k.a.
SUPERCOP) & TWIN DRAGONS.
Anita Mui & Jackie Chan starred together in RUMBLE IN THE
BRONX, MIRACLES, or DRUNKEN MASTER 2 ( a.k.a. LEGEND OF
DRUNKEN MASTER).
5) Jackie
Chan isn’t the only one known for dangerous stuntwork: On
which film did Michelle Yeoh crack a vertebra after falling
18 feet and landing on her head? {- It’s okay, she’s fine.}
The answer is Ah Kam {1995}
And there ya go. Well done, El Fano!
Stay tuned kids, our next contest will be
courtesy of a little blue-haired mite who’s quite fetching
in a yellow raincoat.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Feb. 9th, 2009
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Site Update - 2.17.09
Well kiddies, what a couple of weeks. Only now have I been
able to realign my jaw after viewing the loveliness that is
Clive Owen as he came to chat about his latest,
The International. The lovely and freakishly wee new
mum Naomi Watts and unexpectedly fetching director
Tom Tykwer were also on hand.
Click
on the handsome English man to go to the interview.
Click
on the poster to read our review of The International.
We’ve finally recovered from the frantic festivities of the
New York
Comic Con in time to give you a quick run down of
all the massive madness. Besides mixing with the throng of
fun-loving humanity, we had the great fortune to speak with
some folks from Pixar about the fantastic-looking
Up, took a stroll with Joss Whedon, watched a
Japanese hype machine overload, drooled over my favourite
denizen of Dawson’s Creek and mingled with the
costumed con-goers.
There was so
much activity that I had to put it – and dozens of photos -
on a whole other page, so click here for three nutty days at
the New York Comic Con.
Here’s a small sample of what you’ll see.
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Master of the Whedonverse
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Sho Sakurai & Takashi Miike do it Red Carpet style
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Pacey!!! Joshua Jackson
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Pixar's Up producer Jonas Rivera & director Peter Docter
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Jin!!! Daniel Dae Kim
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Last bit of news:
For the JRock/Juno fans: The Fabulous Megumi and our friends
at Samurai
Beat Radio have posted part one of their interview
at Kinokuniya books with our favourite Eastern dirty
thought, Sugizo, and the brilliant, hilarious Ben Watkins of
Juno Reactor. You might notice some familiar looking
photos there, as well.
Click here to go
to their podcast.
Click here to read our
exclusive interview with Sugizo featuring tons of exclusive
photos.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Feb. 17th, 2009
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Site Update - 3.31.09
Hey Babies, so much
to say, so little time to say it as I’m rushing to post the
photos of the congregation of Beautiful Ones gathered at the
Japan Society’s first ever Cosplay Party. It was a blast to
see all the amazing work and devotion (- and lack thereof
in some cases) of the multitude of otaku who attended.
Click here to see
all of our photos of the glamourous kids who made the scene
There’s much
Japanese-based joy to tell you about besides the Cosplay
Party, Japan Society is also hosting the multimedia
exhibition called KRAZY!, spotlighting the influence
of modern manga on video games, music and anime. You can
peruse stacks of imported manga, play Pac-Man
opposite a pal at the old sit-down consoles, listen to the
soundtracks of Cowboy Bebop and Ghost in the Shell
in the music room, and huddle in your own booth for two
while viewing the brilliant of Paprika, Patlabor,
Macross and the classic feature, Akira.
Click on Afro-Samurai to be transported to KRAZY!
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LMD has pleaded with
the heavens and been favourably answered, the deities at
Viz Media and National Cinema Media have gifted
us with another special movie event.
The final chapter in
the Death Note trilogy, L: The Last Name will
be played across the country for two nights only on April
29th & 30th. In
a very special and commendable first, NCM has listened to
Death Note fans and made the first night (April 29th)
a subtitled screening in the original Japanese language!
Yes, kids, for the
first time on the big screen you can hear L as he
truly sounds in all his cuteness.
Click on the kawaii L banner to order
advance tickets!
Please come out and
support this special screening and show movie studios that
anime fans are not too lazy to read!
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Last, but certainly
not least on the Nippon in New York scene is the
announcement of the Brooklyn Botanical Garden’s Sakura
Matsuri, taking place on May 2nd-3rd . We reported on
the breathtaking, ethereal beauty of the springtime event
last year and it’s our new tradition. Grab an ochoko ( -
or twelve) of sake and come out to take part in
demonstrations of classic Japanese arts, dance, music and
kendo and boogie down with DJ’s spinning what’s hip in
Roppongi. All this gorgeousness takes place under the
umbrella of the loveliest orchard of cherry blossoms in New
York City.
Hanami, the
Japanese cultural tradition of viewing and cherishing each
moment of cherry blossom season begins April 4th through May
10th. Don’t forget to check into the BBG.org
groovy
Cherrywatch site,
updated daily, so you can clock the progress of the real
stars of the Matsuri weekend.
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In the middle of all
this fun we actually got some interviews done with some
amazing folk:
Paul
Rudd, Jason Segel & the cast of I Love You,
Man sit in for some good times and stolen Smarties.
Nicolas
Cage, Rose Byrne & director Alex Proyas
talk about Knowing.
Director
R.W. Goodwin chats with us exclusively about Alien
Trespass
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Look! Movie reviews!
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Mar.
31st, 2009
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Site Update - 5.5.09
Hey babies, so much
to say. We’ve settled down from the whirlwind that was the
Tribeca Film Festival and I’ve so much to report.
Tribeca:
What lovely movie madness overtakes my fair city every year
around this time. This year the film selection was more
streamlined and as a result packed with some truly amazing
films, some thought provoking pieces, and inevitably, the
odd waste of celluloid.
I’ll be writing more
on the individual films, but here’s a short list:
The Best:
Departures
– This
year’s Foreign Language Academy Award winner. It deserves
every last ounce of gold on its Oscar.
Click here for our chat
with director Yôjirô Takita & star, the lovely Masahiro
Motoki.
Black
Dynamite
– It’s been a long time since I literally rolled in the
aisle with laughter, but this homage to 1970’s
blaxploitation films had me laid out and convulsing over two
seats. Click here
for our rap session with star and co-writer Michael Jai
White and director Scott Sanders.
All
About Actresses
– This mockumentary about the lives of the some of the most
famous actresses in France – complete with musical numbers –
was as delightful as champagne and strawberries.
Click here for
out exclusive interview with the director, writer and star,
the fabulous Maïwenn.
My Dear Enemy
- A beautiful, moody, and unexpectedly funny study of two
exes thrown together by fate.
Click here for our
exclusive interview with director Lee Yoon-ki.
Still Walking
– A daylong look into a family reunion that is at turns
hilarious, scathing and hypnotic.
The Thinker:
Outrage
– The talk of the festival, how many politicians would be
outed during this documentary. The discussion of public
hypocrisy is so engaging you don’t really care.
Click here for our sit down
with director Kirby Dick.
Why did they
bother?:
Hysterical Psycho
– This misbegotten attempt at a horror spoof marks only the
second time I’ve ever walked out of a movie. Life’s
too short and had I stayed it would only have gotten
shorter.
Despite the
occasional clunker, overall it was a wonderful festival. Even the TFF press
office was gorgeously appointed this year courtesy of
DirectTV, and it was a great place to meet with the
filmmakers and discuss their projects. Click in the
coloured links to read our chats with those talented folks.
Plus, I got to sip Pomeritas in the presence of the
painfully beautiful Gael García Bernal and Diego Luna as
they celebrated their latest film, Rudo y Cursi.
Click here for our
interview with Mexican fabulosity.
Life is good.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
May 5th
2009
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Site Update - 5.14.09
In the midst of
all the craziness of the Tribeca Film Festival, we were able
to indulge in the various celebrations of Japanese culture
taking place around NYC.
L:
Change the World:
What
exquisite joy to sit in a surprisingly full audience (-
like our lovely "L" on the right) of anime fans who are
actually willing to read. The large crowd was finally able
to fall fully under the thrall of the wonderful Kenichi
Matsuyama speaking as the shaggy-haired, sweets-loving
super genius L Lawliet in his own voice in this last
chapter of the live-action Death Note films.
Special Thanks
to the fabulous Michelle Portillo of NCM Fathom
and our Viz Goddesses for making the evening
possible.
Sakura
Matsuri at the Brooklyn Botanic Garden: Oh yeah!
Neither rain, nor mud, nor ridiculous mass-transit delays
could keep the hardcore cherry blossom worshippers from
their appointed Hanami. Under a water-tight tent, the
faithful risked the frizzies and soggy tabi for the most
beautiful cultural celebration in New York City. We enjoyed
classical nihon buyo, koto performances and the boogie-down
bushido of Samurai Sword Soul.
Click here for
nearly 100 pics from our annual visit.
Ampersand
Hair Design:
Having a luv for all things Japanese around cherry blossom
time led me to focus my eyes to a gem right under my
fringe. As the entire world seems to be turning East for
cues on style and fashion, I wanted to let you know about
Ampersand Hair Design, run by Japanese-born,
Tokyo-trained stylists who know exactly how to bring the
J-Rock/Visual Kei star out in anyone.
Click here for
more on the style oasis that is Ampersand.
Movies:
Oh look, movie reviews.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
May 14th,
2009
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Site Update - 6.8.09
Hey All, such a
fun thing to tell you about. In celebration of the upcoming
The Taking of Pelham 123,
we were invited to take a rare subway excursion through some
of New York City’s underground history. Risking tetanus,
imprisonment, crawly things and a hefty laundry tab, we
uncovered views of the City that most New Yorkers never get
to see.
Click on The Taking of Pelham 123
banner for all the photos from that adventure.
The Taking of Pelham 123
opens in theatres on June 12th, 2009
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
June 8th,
2009
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Site Update - 6.21.09
Hey all, so
much to say, let’s get to it.
So many faces:
We’ve been social butterflying all over town lately, kids.
We’ve had some great interviews with some brilliant folks.
Year
One –
Click here for our interview with comedy star
Harold Ramis
Tetro
– Click
here for our chat with legendary director
Francis Ford Coppola &
star Alden Ehrenreich
Easy
Virtue –
Click here for words from Jessica
Biel, Colin Firth,
Ben Barnes and the
filmmakers behind the Noël Coward adaptation.
Up
– Click
here for funny business with Pete
Docter & Jonas Rivera,
the director & producer behind
Pixar’s latest triumph
Dance
Flick –
Click here for a Wayans
laugh riot
We’ve even
gotten some Movie Reviews done:
NYC is
currently in the thrall of the New York Asian Film
Festival and the Japan Society's Japan Cuts all
sorts of cinematic joy from the East. Click on the banners
for schedules and ticket info.
Tickets have
also gone on sale for the New York Anime Festival,
running Sept 25-27th. Click on the NYAF 2009
mascot for info and tickets
More soon,
Babies.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
June 21st,
2009
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Site Update - 7.21.09
The heat of the
summer has made me update-lazy, kids, but there’s been good
stuff going on. Let’s get to it.
The good folks
at Walt Disney Studios have been so kind as to share some
sweet piccys of our upcoming thrill, Alice in Wonderland,
directed by our adored Tim Burton and starring our
beloved Johnny Depp. Tripalistic as these first
images are, I expect great things.
More fun: we
got some hunkalicious Jake Gyllenhaal in the first
teaser poster for Prince of Persia proving that even
the best looking boys look better with long hair. Sweetness.
We’ve had the
pleasure of some fabulous chats:
Legendary
producer of such Hong Kong classics as Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon Hero, Curse of the Golden Flower and most
recently, Blood: The Last Vampire,
Bill Kong,
indulged us with a talk.
From
the New York Asian Film Festival we got to meet a real
heartthrob of Asian cinema.
Tak Sakaguchi
first stole out dainty hearts in Ryuhei Kitamura’s gunfights
and zombies classic Versus and has kept a
stranglehold since.
We’ve updated
Groove Me
radio with some summer vibes, with tracks from the (500)
Days of Summer soundtrack by Mumm-ra and The Temper Trap,
also Q-Tip, Blondie, Korean pop stars Super Junior, The
Ramones, Japanese rock goddesses Scandal, Talking Heads,
Peter, Bjorn & John, The Rolling Stones, Bowie, Deee-Lite,
our darling hide, Sly and the Family Stone and a couple of
Michael Jackson/Jackson 5ive jammies, so
click here to
head over and boogie down.
In other news,
dig some reviews:
More soon,
Babies.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
July 21st,
2009
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Site Update - 8.2.09
Hey kids, some
fun things to let you know about
Two giants let
me bask in the cool of their shadows:
I
had an exclusive chat with the man who single-handedly put
modern Korean cinema on the map. Chan-wook Park,
director of such works of genius as Oldboy and
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance stopped by to talk about his
dark, sexy new Thriller,
Thirst.
Strreeeepppp!!!
Yes, chitlins, I was in the same room with the Goddess of
Acting herself, Meryl Streep. The Thespian deity
kindly graced me with her attention, answering questions
about her amazing turn in
Julie & Julia. Stanley
Tucci was kind enough to be sure I was still upright
afterward.
Stompin’
the courtyard with the seniors of
Gotta Dance,
director Dori Berinstein talked to us about capturing
the amazing Netsationals dance squad in motion.
So happy to
know that for our growing number of readers with a fetish
for Korean TV dramas, your prayers have been answered.
High-quality, licensed, subtitled streaming videos of
Korea’s top soaps are available on the brand spankin’ new
website
Dramafever.com
Click on their banner to check it out.
And I hate to
say it, but your ever luvvin’ LMD is still feeling the
effects of a little too much partying with the fine folk
from the
Asian American International Film Festival. Watch
this space for reviews and interviews to follow.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Aug. 2nd,
2009
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For
Our Loved One ...
Scott Hoffman
Without whom we'd have no name and no idea
how much joy one person could bring with them into this
world and how much more they take away when they're gone.
Your amazing smile, your incredible hugs, your beautiful
heart that saw the best in me and everyone around you will
be missed every day.
Requiescat in pace, sweet friend.
~
"And at night you will look up at the stars. Where I live
everything is so small that I cannot show you where my star
is to be found. It is better, like that. My star will just
be one of the stars, for you. And so you will love to watch
all the stars in the heavens... they will all be your
friends. And, besides, I am going to make you a present..."
He laughed again.
"Ah, little prince, dear little prince! I love to hear that
laughter!"
"That is my present. Just that."
"What are you trying to say?"
"All men have the stars," he answered, "but they are not the
same things for different people. For some, who are
travelers, the stars are guides. For others, they are no
more than little lights in the sky. For others, who are
scholars, they are problems. For my businessman, they were
wealth. But all these stars are silent. You-- you alone--
will have the stars as no one else has them--"
"In one of the stars I shall be living. In one of them I
shall be laughing. And so it will be as if all the stars
were laughing, when you look at the sky at night... you--
only you-- will have stars that can laugh!"
And he laughed again.
"And when your sorrow is comforted (time soothes all
sorrows) you will be content that you have known me. You
will always be my friend. You will want to laugh with me.
And you will sometimes open your window, so, for that
pleasure... and your friends will be properly astonished to
see you laughing as you look up at the sky! Then you will
say to them, 'Yes, the stars always make me laugh!' And they
will think you are crazy. It will be a very shabby trick
that I shall have played on you..."
And he laughed again.
- Excerpted
from The Little Prince
by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
L.M.D.
August 28th, 2009 |
Site Update - 9.30.09
Kids, it’s been
aaaages. So much to go on about, let’s get a move on.
J-Rock in the USA: The Influence of Japanese Rock in
America.
I
hosted the first ever J-Rock in the USA panel at
Kinokuniya Bookstore. It was a great thrill to be
honoured with Narina and Kin from NoirceuR (&
their manager, Joseph), the irreplaceable Gosha,
Tsubasa, Shu and Koto from Uzuhi, and gracing us from
all the way from Baltimore, Kazuya, Kane and Sai from [geist].
We had a great time chatting about their influences, their
fans, anime (- or not) and what future they see for
bands in the US shaped by Japanese rock.
Here’s some
pics. Video (Yes, video) coming soon.
More
if you click here.
New York Anime Festival 2009/ Far East to East
Showcase/AKB48
Hey kids, this
was the final year that the NY Anime Festival was
going to stand on its own. Starting next year, comic book
geeks and otaku will share the Javits Center for their
annual jamboree. I felt duty bound to watch the cosplayers,
maids and lovers of Japanese culture roam unfettered in
their undiluted element through the convention halls one
last time.
This year,
music was my focus, and I had the opportunity to attend the
Far East to East Showcase, featuring the amazing
Echostream.
I also had the
surreal experience of attending the New York debut of
AKB48, a Tokyo-based group of 48 girls who sing and
dance to Akihabara pop songs.
Click here for
the full collection of photos.
Interviews:
Bandslam:
Stars Vanessa Hudgens, Aly Michalka and
Gaelan Connell sat down to take about a different kind
of high school musical.
Fifty
Dead Men Walking:
We were reunited with the wonderful and charming Jim
Sturgess, armed this time with Gandhi himself, Sir
Ben Kingsley, to talk about this tense IRA drama.
My
One and Only:
I had a delightful exclusive chat with The Tanned One
himself, George Hamilton, who reminisced about Robert
Mitchum, Lana Turner, Jim Morrison and Vincente Minnelli on
the way to discussing his new biopic.
9:
FRODO!!! I mean, Elijah Wood, along with costar
Jennifer Connelly and director Shane Acker sat
in to discuss very small creatures fighting the Apocalypse.
Still
Walking:
The brilliant Japanese director of Nobody Knows, Hirokazu
Kore-eda discussed his latest treatise on family
relations.
Bright
Star: The lovely Ben Whishaw and
Abbie Cornish with director Jane Campion and
producer Btalked about loving the poetry of Keats and
staying well-corseted.
And here’s some
movie
reviews:
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Sept. 30th, 2009
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Site Update - Nov. 3. 09
Kids, it’s been
forever, but I have such exciting news, you might forgive my
tardiness.
We are very
proud and honoured to host a very special event with the
biggest rock band in Asia. And if you're very good -
and very lucky - you might be one of a very exclusive number
of fans to attend this amazing event.
Please join us
for Average Blasphemy: A Conversation with Dir En Grey,
hosted by The Lady Miz Diva Vélez, Tuesday, November
10th at Kinokuniya Bookstore, 1073 Avenue
of the Americas.
The contest is over. Thank you all for entering.
Winners
will be notified and announced on Sunday, November 8th,
2009. Click here to go to the contest page to find out
if you’ve won.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Nov. 3rd, 2009
Updated: Nov. 7th, 2009
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Site Update - Nov. 13. 09
Kids,
because it seems like this month we can't walk out the door
without an Asian superstar falling on us. we'd like to help
our friends at Giant Robot with this last minute bit of
excitement!
RAIN IS HERE!!!
Doing
a rare autograph signing in support of his new action film,
NINJA ASSASSIN.
Miss
this glorious sight at your eternal regret, luvs.
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Nov. 13th, 2009
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Site Update - Dec. 2. 09
How much fun has been going on lately? Too much, really,
and here’s a bit of it.
We
had the sublime joy of attending the preview of the stunning
Tim Burton
exhibition at New York’s
Museum
of Modern Art.
If you’re in town, go, if you’re not in town, go.
Click here,
or on the pic of the auteur himself
to see over 100 photos of the rarest of glimpses inside the
Byzantine maze of the mind of one of the most singularly
creative talents ever to pick up a camera.
Somehow
I went up against the
Ninja
Assassin
himself, the exceedingly lovely Korean superstar,
Rain
and survived!
Click here
for the exclusive pics and chat.
We had the pleasure of meeting the brilliant
Henry
Selick
. The director of the amazing
Coraline
and Tim Burton compadre gave us the pleasure of an up-close
social visit with his brilliant, cobalt-haired progeny.
Click here for our original tête-à-tête with
Mr.
Selick.
Click here for our
review of
Coraline.
Here's some poster fun for a couple of films worth looking
forward to for next year.
And jeez, there's been a bunch of
Movie Reviews
since last update:
Enjoy,
L.M.D.
Nov. 13th, 2009
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Glorious Things -
2009 Edition
Hey Babies, it’s our annual
celebration of the beautiful, the brilliant and the fabulous
stuff that traipsed across our path this year. I will say
the pickings were a bit more slim that the 2008 edition, but
here goes.
Movies:
Coraline
– Hypnotic, hip and actually does the impossible by
improving on Neil Gaiman’s original short story. An
absolutely gorgeous work of art.
(500)
Days of Summer – JGL+ Pixies karaoke + a Hall & Oates
dance sequence = Pure Luv
Up
- If the first 10 minutes of this movie don’t make you
sob like a professional mourner, you’re a waste of carbon.
Avatar
– I’ve seen the future and sexy smurfs live there.
Nine
– Kate Hudson and Fergie, I didn’t know you had it in you.
9
– Dark, moody, violent and not so much for the kiddies, with
9, writer/director Shane Acker proves himself to be a
shot across the animated feature bow.
Departures
– Charming and delightful in any language, and so
deserving of every accolade, golden and otherwise.
Tom
Hardy in Bronson – Ahhh! I’m scared! A mesmerising,
breakout performance topped only by…
Christoph
Waltz in Inglourious Basterds - From the moment the
giant pipe comes out of his pocket, you know this is going
to be a good ride.
Jeff
Bridges in Crazy Heart – Finally, Starman will get his
Oscar.
Star
Trek – After Cloverfield rating #1 on our Fail and Fail
and Fail list last year, J.J. Abrams way redeems himself
with a fun and truly satisfying redux of the 60’s TV
classic.
Just
Another Love Story – Ole Bornedal’s sleek Byzantine
thriller defines film noir for a new generation.
Tyson
– Love him or hate him, this portrait of potential and the
American Dream gone terribly wrong is mesmerising.
A Town
Called Panic - So sorry we didn’t review this in time
because I couldn’t have ended the year on a more delightful
note than with this fresh, hilarious and saucily cute
stop-motion animation from Belgium.
Update:
Problem Solved -
Click here for our review
Raw
Emotion:
The
Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus – Heath Ledger’s last
work, so bittersweet as he’s so engaged and clearly enjoying
this gorgeous film - director Terry Gilliam’s best in
decades. Gilliam’s ingenious and effective casting of
Johnny (… My Johnny) Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell
as alter egos for the fallen actor’s character is only
topped by the beautiful speech Depp delivers about the
passing of eternally young icons.
Michael
Jackson: This is It – The pure joy the enigmatic
superstar took in entertaining is only weighted by the
reality of Jackson’s loss, and the mystery of his demise is
deepened by his apparent vitality in these candid moments.
Either way, the music here
ain’t too shabby.
Scott,
My Darling: The sudden, shocking passing of my friend,
colleague and beloved partner-in-crime, Scott Hoffman hasn’t
healed, but I feel his positivity every day and hear him
whisper in my ear every time there’s an cute actor on
screen. So, my dear angel, while I pray for God's Blessing
that you Rest in Peace, I know you’ll appreciate this last
one…
Rain’s
abs – Ninja Assassin was a lot of fun, but lets face it,
the real star of this chop-socky epic was the Korean
megastar’s six-pack!
Here's our exclusive interview with Rain
{spoiler: he's wearing clothes :( }
Happenings:
The
DivaCrew
- The most
fabulous, hard-working collection of brilliance that made
our little shindig with Japanese rock gods Dir En Grey
possible.
John
Woo! – I still
can’t get over having the extreme luck to interview this
lovely, humble man responsible for more imitated cinematic
mayhem than perhaps any other person alive.
Tim
Burton at MoMA
– A special trip into the mind and art of
a very strange, brilliant and sweet man.
Borgnine!!
– The nonagenarian Oscar-winner captivated us with tales of
Spencer Tracy, Alan Ladd, Lee Marvin, Spongebob Squarepants
and Tortilla Flats.
J-Rock
In the USA: Our very first panel at Kinokuniya Bookstore
starring {geist}, Uzuhi and Noirceur.
Three of the most promising bands with J-Rock roots made our
initial sally into the sweet, sedate bookstore fabulous and
memorable.
Books:
We
haven’t gotten round to reviewing these properly, but you
must read Laura Joh Rowland’s Sano Ichiro mystery
series. A samurai detective in feudal Japan, that’s all I
need, really.
Beverages:
Since we started it with Sofia
Coppola’s glorious sparkling wine last year, I’m continuing
the trend with The Pink Spider:
Puckfair
in New York City’s SoHo is notable for so many things;
amazingly beautiful architecture and design, behind the bar
hotness and amazingly friendly regulars, but the real star
of the show is The Pink Spider. This truly divine
concoction - made exclusively for yours truly -
consists of fresh squeezed pink grapefruit, grenadine and
80% vodka. There are other ingredients in there as well, but
I’m usually unconscious before I can determine them all.
Named
after the signature song of my departed soul mate, Japanese
rock deity,
hide, I think the
guitarist would have been proud!
Of course,
now that we've declared our favourite things, there’s the
other stuff that tried to slide under the radar unnoticed…
Fail and Fail and Fail
Movies:
The
Unborn – Our first review of 2009 and one of the worst
of 2009. I should’ve known the rest of the year would be
slim pickings after this.
All
About Steve – In Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan, Ricardo
Montalban had these big leeches that were inserted in their
victim’s ear and gradually killed them. That would have been
a far more merciful torture than watching this.
Observe
and Report – Cos there's nothing more hilarious than a
drug rape and a bi-polar “hero” off his meds.
Year
One – Luv ya, Harold Ramis, but you should have left Mel
Brooks’ schtick alone.
Dragon
Ball – May
Shenron bite everyone
connected with this insult to millions of fans on their
stupid, opportunity-wasting arses. (Yes, even both the
Chows – Yun-fat and Stephen!)
My love affair with Japanese
music managers:
Read here
for my baptism by fire into the ignorant madness that is
Johnny’s Entertainment. There’s been more rages and
frustration with other Japanese bands and managers since
then, but
this one is the hallmark.
~
Anyhoo, Dolls, this is your
wrap up for 2009. In all honesty, but for a few exceptions,
I say good flipping riddance and await 2010 with a billy cub
and intimidating language about getting better. Whatever it
was, I’m so glad ya’ll hung around and I hope here’s where
you’ll stay for more fun and fabulosity.
Stay healthy, Stay
safe, and most of all ...
Stay fabulous,
babies.
~
Luv
from
The
Lady Miz Diva
and everyone at
The
Diva Review.
L.M.D.
Dec. 31st, 2009
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